10. Beer. “The cause of and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
9. Steve Jobs and his wonderful iPhone, without whom this post would not have been possible.
8. The annual, “Friends Of The Library” book sale. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
7. My friend Terry’s seemingly endless supply of coupons for free McDonalds Chicken Biscuits.
6. Having friends that are not disturbed or horrified that I do not care about OU football, or sports in general.

5. Having friends who agree that most of the beers made by the big three American brewers are a crime against beer.
4. That despite the predictions from scientists in the 1980′s, neither myself or anyone I know has been killed by killer bees.
3. Taco Bueno, even when its surly employees, perplexed by the complexities of Muchaco engineering, make my Muchaco with the shell inside out.
2. A wife who carries Tabasco sauce in her purse and loves my beer.
1. The fact that whales cannot fly.